FANDOM 01:26, July 3, 2013 (UTC)(=^._.^=) 01:26, July 3, 2013 (UTC)Edit

Jade first got on Zeamspeak when she tried to get on ChronoCast, but after not being chosen she decided to stick around and continue listening to the random convesation. After a while they started to threaten her to get on TinyChat and when she did she instantly left. Since that she has been a regular, coming on every day to talk to her friendsEdit

She lives in Canadia Land and is 92 years old. And is also constantly sexually harassed by her friends, it’s a pretty normal thing don’t worry about it. She’s pretty much just a jerk to anyone user that she doesn’t know and will be super quiet most of the time. Her life goal is to help take over New Zealand and create Canadia Land. She’s a pyromaniac… don’t worry about that either. As a side note: potatoes and kumquats.Edit

P00P!!! Um...  LOOKY I've been here for almost a yeaaaaar. Dats c00l. by3 you dumb

The Really Awesome People I talk ToEdit

  • ScumbagMilo
  • WonderLama
  • KingMorgan15
  • AssassinNick44
  • Rachael
  • Kevo3201
  • Bill Gates the Science Nye
  • the_sandman_20
  • Nikky43
  • undeadkiten
  • DCdude8888

Quotes and ShenanigansEdit

  • “I am a potato, leave me alone.”
  • “<#” (Between me and Morgan)
  • “I’ll rape you with a hammer.”
  • “Do you want to die?”
  • "Team Fortress is like... this big!"


  • ☆彡 Jade ☆ミ
  • a simple potato
  • Misguided Ghost
  • Jade (\ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/)

The Shit I PlayEdit

  • Minecraft
  • Binding of Isaac
  • Killing Floor
  • Walking Dead
  • Pokemon MMO
  • Digimon Online thingy game
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Ur MoTH3R